....because what I'm going to tell you is going to shock you so badly, you might pass out or suffer a heart palpitation. When you're ready, please read slowly, taking time to check your heart rate and equilibrium.
Ok, then, gentle reader, here we go...
At a campaign event on Friday, Governor Sarah Palin said that Barack Obama "put ambition above country" and tried to influence Iraqi politicians who were negotiating with the U.S.:
....[Palin said] Obama tried to influence the negotiations
"in a way that would set back America's cause there, while advancing
his campaign here."
"If this is true ... it is a stunning
example of putting ambition above country," Palin said. "To put
political ambitions in front of doing what's right for our troops is
breathtaking, and it is unacceptable."
Palin said she was "frustrated" that the report did not come out until a little more than three weeks before the election.
"I pray to God that people have enough time to let this register with
them and start again, connecting the dots, and understand the contrast
between the tickets," she said.
Is everybody still Ok? Because this is where it gets a little well, shocking. You are not going to believe it, but Sarah Palin is lying. Her statement isn't true. According to the Iraqi Foreign Minister, this is a flat out bald-faced, pile of moose shit.
I know, I know, dear reader. You're thinking that I must be wrong. You're thinking "Our Sarah would never tell a lie, because she's a born-again, Bible believin', gun-totin', hot ticket and she knows that Jesus would never approve of lying." I'm so very sorry to be the bearer of this news, but Sarah Palin is spinning you one big pile of ooompa.
Please be careful where you step. Once you step, you find that it's so deep, it's impossible to get yourself out of it.